There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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