PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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