I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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