I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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