Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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