do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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