I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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