Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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