so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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