Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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