I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
