He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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