Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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