the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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