Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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