I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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