ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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