White coat. Heels.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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