in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
17 year olds will be the death of me.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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