Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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