Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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