didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Sext me about skeletons
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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