The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
