i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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