did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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