She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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