I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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