Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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