No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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