She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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