He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Is her dick bigger than yours?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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