i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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