Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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