Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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