Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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