Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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