no, he came in my armpit
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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