Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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