i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Someone shattered a urinal.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
