She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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