also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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