honey bunches of taint.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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