yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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