so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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