worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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