so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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