i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Semen is not good for contacts.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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