no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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