just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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