big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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