But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
this will be a night to untag.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Congratulations! We have a period
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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