so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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