I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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