Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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