Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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