i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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