Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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