A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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